Whats a good nickname for Paul?

Go by your last name......or just make one up, as a kid, I went by, "The great pepsi thief", because, as a child and into my early teens, when in a restaurant setting, as I was walking by tables, if I noticed someone had a soda and wasn't paying attention, I would take my straw, dip it into their drink, cap the other end with my finger (creating a suction that would hold the liquid in place) then I'd extract the straw and the soda contained within and drink it (gross....I know). Anyway my sister caught me doing it a few times and finally we came up with that as a nick name.